53 [Best] Doctor Quotes: Funny, Inspirational & Thank You

Doctor is the person in this world who is at the stage of the God for every patient. Doctors are the real heroes who saves our lives; and the thing is, it's not easy saving another person's life which is very dangerous.

Here we have created the collection of the Best Doctor Quotes, Doctor Quotes Funny, Doctor Quotes Inspirational & Thanks to Doctor Quotes that will help you appreciating the doctors who saves the lives as God.

DOCTOR IS AS THE GOD ON EARTH.

Doctor Quotes

1. Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing. - Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

2. A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

3. Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren’t a quack. - Flannery O’Connor

4. Doctors put a wall up between themselves and their patients; nurses broke it down. - Jodi Picoult

5. Doctor is a God for every patient. - Unknown

6. A doctor is a man who writes prescriptions, till the patient either dies or is cured by nature. - John Taylor

7. A wealthy doctor who can help a poor man, and will not without a fee, has less sense of humanity than a poor ruffian, who kills a rich man to supply his necessities. - Joseph Addison

8. Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

9. Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. - Napoleon Bonaparte

10. A good doctor treats the disease, but the great doctor treats the patient who has the disease. - Unknown

11. The best doctor is the one you run to and can’t find. - Denis Diderot

12. Most doctors are prisoners of their education and shackled by their profession. - Richard Diaz

13. Doctors are great as long as you don't need them. - Edward E. Rosenbaum

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14. Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. - Don Herold

15. Doctor’s read soo many books just save others life. - Unknown

Doctor Quotes Funny

16. Each patient carries his own doctor inside him. - Norman Cousin

17. My doctor told me you have only two months left. But, when I couldn’t pay the bill he increases the timeline. - Unknown

18. Scary when the surgeon put the knife in his hands. - Unknown

19. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

20. I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

21. My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

22. The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to just know. - Will Rogers

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23. It’s kinda scary when a doctor asks your price range. - Tom Wilson

24. According to hospital insurance codes, there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles. - Wall Street Journal

Doctor Quotes Inspirational

25. God can not come for us all the time that’s why he sent doctors for us. - Unknown

26. There is no such thing as an infallible doctor. - Edward E. Rosenbaum

27. Surgeons must be very careful when they take the knife! Underneath their fine incisions. Stirs the Culprit Life! - Emily Dickinson

28. Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. - Martin H. Fischer

29. For each illness that doctors cure with medicine, they provoke ten in healthy people by inoculating them with the virus that is a thousand times more powerful than any microbe: the idea that one is ill. - Marcel Proust

30. My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general. - Mignon McLaughlin

31. Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity. - Hippocrates

32. If the wounds don’t make you stronger than you can’t survive next time. - Unknown

33. Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals. - Bonaparte

34. In our job, you will never go home at the end of the day thinking that you haven’t done something valuable and important. - Suneel Dhand

35. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. - Unknown

36. One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine. - William Osler

37. The toughest and responsible job is to be a doctor. - Unknown

38. A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes. - Leonard Louis Levinson

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39. During surgery: “God performs miracles. I don’t.” - A Doctor

40. A wealthy doctor who can help a poor man, and will not without a fee, has less sense of humanity than a poor ruffian, who kills a rich man to supply his necessities. - Joseph Addison

Doctor Best Quotes

41. People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

42. The doctor of the future will be oneself. - Albert Schweitzer

43. Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away. - Unknown

44. A doctor and a boor know more than a doctor alone. - German proverb

45. The doctor is not infrequently death’s pilot fish. - G. D. Prentice

46. It is much more important to know what sort of a patient has a disease than what sort of a disease a patient has. - William Osler

47. Sometimes, doctors risk their lives just save others. - Unknown

Thanks To Doctor Quotes

48. Only a doctor can teach how to love life; Thanks to doctors who are there to save our lives. - Unknown

49. Every patient is a doctor after his cure; never do it and say thanks to doctor for giving the best service. - Unknown

50. Sending you best wishes from deep down my heart. Your smile heals half of my sickness! Keep it up and hope you do more progress in the future.

51. Thank you so much for doing a great job for us. You’ve always been successful to keep our spirits up and maintaining good health.

52. Medicines can cure, but a good doctor’s inspirational words can give the strength to fight from within. Thanks for doing just that.

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53. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for the warmth with which you treated me to good health. May God bless you doctor.

Conclusion

Doctors are just a medium which is go through the God. Doctors saves lives which is the matter of miracle. We all should say thanks to doctors who saves the lives of a living person.

Doctors are great!